Friday, July 1, 2011

Welcoming a Commie to Detroit




If you're trying to figure out who this Mike Commodore guy is do you really want to look at statistics?

Bo-ring.

Or are you going to read through hours of his tweets to try and get a handle on who he is?
Come. On.

I've been watching far too much of the latest televised court case and I've come up with some circumstantial evidence to deduce who Mike Commodore is.


Exhibit A- Propel Fitness Water
It's not pop so chances are he takes care of himself somewhat

Exhibit B- That's a damn book right there!

I'm thinking that book might not just be for show and perhaps... HE READS!

Exhibit C- Cash

The amount of cash tells us that Mike probably doesn't use credit cards and opts for using cash because generally it is more financially responsible to do so.

Exhibit D- Floral Drapery

This shows us that perhaps Mike is in touch with his feminine side (that or he's in touch with someone else's feminine side. HEY-O!)

Exhibit E- Lack of Clothing

This shows us that Mike is perhaps conscience of going green and opts not to turn the air conditioning on. How swell.


Exhibit F (shown below) - Hangs with Ronald McDonald and Children at charity events

This might mean that he's not the spawn of Satan


This is not scientific so I suppose we will have to wait and see who Mike is and how he fits in with the club and city.

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