Perverted? Yes
Weird? Sure
Nasty? YOU BET YOUR ASS!
Biz Nasty aka Paul Bissonette who plays Left Wing (sometimes) for the Coyotes has taken OVER twitter with his hilarious ramblings. This guy has GOT to be one of the funniest people to have on your feed. The only thing is... I'm pretty sure half of the time he's not exactly TRYING to be funny he just is THAT ridiculous. Between ending nearly every tweet with BOOM and catch phrases like "panty soup" it's really hard to legit hate this guy. While Biz may be a professional hockey player he spends most of his time in the press box or acting as the team mascot in commercials and personal appearances due to his "enforcer" or "goon" role on the team.
Biz often tweets about some of the most random things going on in his life. He's tweeted about his date in his Dad's mini van (link), his true arch nemesis (link), and most recently tweeting during his trip to the fire department and the potential of the fire department for a party (link)
Now if you had told me the player that everyone would be a buzz about this season would be someone who spends most of his time in the pressbox, has a deep affinity for speedos, loves homeless people, and hates PT cruisers with the fire of a thousand suns I probably would have told you exactly where to go and what to do with yourself. And yet, I am one of the many that has found themselves oddly fascinated by both Biz Nasty's grotesque "charm" and amazingly entertaining vernacular.
So if you're on twitter and you need a good laugh or just like to shake your head at the ridiculousness of other people's actions.... GET NASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTY and follow @BizNasty2Point0
BOOM.
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