I guess you wouldn't know he scores hat tricks

After last night's first career hat-trick for Mister Patrick Eaves everyone seems to be loving up on the Hobo. As an avid supporter of the Hobo this makes me absolutely ecstatic. Mister Hobo made the top three stars for both the NHL and Puck Daddy.

And if you're new to the Hobo loving side of things... I guess you wouldn't know he plays Ping Pong.


Congrats Hobo on your first career hat-trick!
(And FYI there are a bunch of people who loved you before it was cool to love you. Those people love you the most-est! *Except for maybe Mama Hobo... or Wifey Hobo... or Baby Hobo... you get the point. We LOVE you bunches.)



And it wouldn't be me if I didn't close with a Jackhole.


The Jackholes of the Day are...

The people that are now saying that Patrick Eaves is "too good" for Detroit now that he scored a hat-trick and will leave.
Just celebrate his accomplishment and cut out your Jackhole jibber jabber, creepers.