Phoenix... You really didn't want to win.

See... If you had won Phoenix... you would have had to come back to Michigan and you didn't want to see this

In that type of weather... BizNasty couldn't have rocked this

You also can't really do many of the outdoor activities you enjoy so much


But HEY! If you insist... We'll give you a second crack at being in a hockey climate...
I hear Winnipeg has PERFECT hockey weather.