Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Appreciate your jersey

Overheard someone complaining during the Red Wing's viewing party last night that the Wings' jerseys are "too plain" and "need something".


Well chicky, would you rather have this...



..or any of these?







Still think they need something??

Not so much?

I didn't think so.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Just being helpful

As of right this moment there are seven Red Wings out with injuries so I decided to be helpful (again) and think of things they could do with their free-time.


Dan Cleary could practice the Newfie Stomp.. ON ONE LEG.


Homer could protest his injury and refuse to take his equipment off.


Jimmy could go all GQ on us and do his little turn on the catwalk.


Pav and Stuart could get REAL close.


Mo could... ♫♫EAT, EAT, EAT, ALL DAY LONG! EAT, EAT, EAT, WHILE I SING THIS SONG♫♫



And Ozzie could practice his favorite past-time
"I lift things up and put them down"

Sunday, January 2, 2011

A Year in Review: JennHo Style



What we learned...


Ozzie opts for Pepsi instead of Gatorade



No one walks like Joey Kocur



Brazilians love Hockey



Winter Olympics in Canada wasn't the worst idea (I know what I'm going to be for Halloween this year!)



Brett Lebda is a tool. (How are you liking that pressbox in your "Real Hockey Town", Jackhole?)



When I don't have my glasses on prospects get renamed. You see Amadio, I see... Armadillo



Being a Jackhole isn't an accomplishment



Brad Stuart will MURDER you.



Chris Osgood captivates all audiences



To get some of the most entertaining photos... you must pay attention to the bench.



When taking a trip to spend three days with Red Wing fans I pack... everything I own with a Red Wings logo on it.



No training camp starts off right without... GHETTO BLASTERS!!



Emmerton's Eyebrows... I WILL FIND OUT WHAT THE DEAL IS!



HOBO is NOT an insult. It is a delightful nickname given out of LOVE.



Babs and Kenny don't appreciate dancing at 7am.



Ozzie likes Mellow Mixes and Franzen wears deodorant... sorta.



How to Kesler dance



To... Puck The Bunnies



Probert is still loved by Wings fans


In 93 years of the NHL only 9 others have done what our favorite old man goalie did to close out 2010.